edward cullen

is a very annoying vampire, who magically sparkles in the sunlight, is perfect, is very concied, a 108 virgin, how could that possible be atractive to 13 year old girls? but he gives girls orgazms...which is wrong because he really isn't that hot.

Edward:I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight.

Jacob Black: Bark bark wolf bark bark.

by rickiyson December 22, 2008

edward kenway

Hathem Kenways Father; A Pirate

edward kenway the pirate

by SpadeMajik101 November 25, 2013

edward norton'd

verb.

The act being decimated so completely that it is as if you were curb stomped by Edward Norton.

I was trying to play the Michael Jackson Experience for the Kinect and that game edward norton'd me.

by iburnmycd September 5, 2012

Eduardo Dager

A hernia looking creature with an egg head. He can also be called the victim since he is always the victim. He is gay but hasn’t come out of the closet yet. He is probably a slave and has no rights. He is a símbolo patrio and is almost extinct. 1 like = 1 respect

Two fags are looking for more fags and in their path they find the autistic magic of nature

Gabriel J: Omg marulo I found a Eduardo Dager the hernia take a picture of it

Nicolas m(who is also homosexual): Did you know he has mental retardation

Gabriel J: Wow what an outstanding creature

Nicolas M: i know but I’m not ready

by yeetecus June 14, 2018

Edward Little High School

A hellhole school full of crappy teachers and bitchy white girls.

plus a trash football team

ew Edward little high school is trash

by expoosed October 3, 2019

Eduarda

A Funny, weird, beautiful woman with an enchanting smile and gorgeous slim figure, possesses the ability to attract any man with one look, appears shy and innocent but is confident and a freak. She has mini crushes on many & is wanted by many but once one captures her heart she is willing to give them the world and drop all them ‘hoes’. She is the type to act like she doesn’t care but deep down, she is sensitive asf. If you have the “soft” side of Eduarda, make the most of it and value her because you’ll 100% miss it when it’s gone. She tends to be a bit dramatic so you’ll have some misunderstandings with her & mini petty arguments but trust me she’s the type of girl who is worth every second of your time, you’ll never regret having an Eduarda in your life!

‘I can’t get Eduarda out my head , Jesus she’s unforgettable’

by Latinnamess November 23, 2021

Maria Eduarda

An amazing person who is so likable, someone is bound to have a crush on her. Can be shortened to Duda (as stated above).

Charles: "Wow, she´s such a nice person, I would even describe her as a Maria Eduarda despite the fact that that is her name."
Angelo: "Hey watch it, she´s mine..."

by BaryOnix March 5, 2018