Edsel

is the definition of a cool person, genuinely kind and heartwarming, very caring and softhearted person, also plays badminton for fun. The cutest when he smiles, soft gaze, soft hands, will make you obsessed over him!

A: hey have you seen 'edsel'?
B: yeah! He slays the fashion show, everyone is cheering on him-!

by cutie patootie pookie bear March 17, 2023

EDSSR-lifestyle

Eat Drink Sleep Sh*it Repeat - lifestyle:

A pointless lifestyle only awaiting life's end and the hope of an Afterlife in bliss.

(S)He was living an EDSSR-lifestyle and as such there was only death to look forward to , well that and eternal bliss.

by Roman Warrior May 28, 2023

EDspertise

EDspertise is the word for the expertise of Ed the Ward, a very intelligent Graphic Designer from Austria.

Thank you for your EDspertise bro, you are a the best.

by mzudemg November 22, 2023

Edsen

When you are getting head you leave a skid mark on the object in which you were sitting on

“The guy I have head to last night did an edsen and now my sheets are ruined”

by Wilsonthecat331 February 2, 2025

Ed's Theory

Pray for something you don't want and it will come true.

Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory

by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013

Ed's razor

A simple exercise that is fairly fool proof and is designed at discovering the truth/falsity of a given contention. An example: If there were truth to the contentions behind Homeopathy, then the world would be flooded with Homeopathic Heroin/Cocaine/Meth etc. The world is not so flooded ergo the contention is bullshit.

A significant stretch of the Amazon rainforest was cut down to build a new four-lane highway in preparation for the COP30 climate summit held in Belém, Brazil, in November 2025. This development drew widespread criticism for its perceived hypocrisy, as world leaders gathered to discuss solutions for climate change and deforestation. If climate change is an immediate, existential threat, those sorts of things would simply not happen. Ed's razor tells you the story. It is no different than Russia arranging tourist holidays at Chernobyl. Chernobyl is fucking dangerous and you don't go there. Climate change is fucking dangerous you don't fly private. Ed's razor allows you to stop worrying over nonsense.

by FXmotherfuckers December 7, 2025