The final solution to the emo problem.
Emo is a false genre of music wherein its misled adherents believe they are part of a new subgenre of music, but in reality, emo is nothing more than melancholy pop music and/or homogenized bad metal with whiny/screaming vocals. The emos pride themselves on contrived negativity, false sense of insight and depth, and have adopted the standardized emo uniform in all its bland unoriginality (backward, angular mullet see:emotenuse, tight girls' jeans, tight T-shirts, Converse high-tops, and sullen expression).
The emocaust would solve the emo problem once and for all. All emo clones would be gathered into concentraton camps, and sent to "showers" of good music, which would reawaken the mind and return the emo zombie to a productive, self-determined future.
Emo is a false genre of music wherein its misled adherents believe they are part of a new subgenre of music, but in reality, emo is nothing more than melancholy pop music and/or homogenized bad metal with whiny/screaming vocals. The emos pride themselves on contrived negativity, false sense of insight and depth, and have adopted the standardized emo uniform in all its bland unoriginality (backward, angular mullet see:emotenuse, tight girls' jeans, tight T-shirts, Converse high-tops, and sullen expression).
The emocaust would solve the emo problem once and for all. All emo clones would be gathered into concentraton camps, and sent to "showers" of good music, which would reawaken the mind and return the emo zombie to a productive, self-determined future.
If I were president, I would build concentration camps for all the legions of emo clones, and then I would shower them with happiness and the emocaust would be complete!
by Marcus Solomon January 6, 2008
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Teacher: Hello student's, you will recall that I taught you that airplanes are the fastest mode of transport, a business man want's to send a parcel to another city very quickly, suggest a mode of transport he should use.
Stupid Student: "But Sir, you never taught us what mode of transport a businessman wishing to send a parcel quickly would use!"
Non-Retarded Student:" I'll make an Educated Guess that the business man would use an airplane to deliver his parcel quickly, as this is the fastest mode of transport.
Stupid Student: "But Sir, you never taught us what mode of transport a businessman wishing to send a parcel quickly would use!"
Non-Retarded Student:" I'll make an Educated Guess that the business man would use an airplane to deliver his parcel quickly, as this is the fastest mode of transport.
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An Educated Fucktardiot feels like they are smart
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They usually do something correctly the first time, but
having an education enables them to over think the
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They have a hard time driving a car, talking to people,
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a Fucktard and an Educated Idiot. An Educated
Fucktardiot is a person of unbelievable, unexcusable
and indescribable stupidity while holding at least
one or more college degrees.
An Educated Fucktardiot feels like they are smart
but are actually quite stupid. (Stupid being defined as,
“knowing how and doing it wrong anyway”.)
They usually do something correctly the first time, but
having an education enables them to over think the
simplest of things and screw it up anyway.
They have a hard time driving a car, talking to people,
getting dressed, or eating. They also have a hard time
comprehending why they screw things up.
True Educated Fucktardiots are 100% responsible
for their actions and they provide endless hours of
entertainment for those not directly involved with the
Educated Fucktardiot, but for those who are, it can
prove to be annoying as hell..
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