"Because you touch yourself at night"
by DJ Shiznasty MC Fasty June 11, 2006
Get the The Worlds Greates Excuse mug.While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.
by A11ornuthin February 26, 2014
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A polite way of letting someone or something know the impending doom of a situation.
Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face
Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face
Paul tapped her on the shoulder, seeing the giant wave behind her. "Excuse me, but shit" he said, pointing to the wave
by The dark Lilith November 11, 2016
Get the Excuse me, but shit mug.Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.
Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!
Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!
by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019
Get the Excuses are like corn ... mug.-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
by john is my real name December 6, 2009
Get the Christmas excuse mug.An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.
Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!
I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!
I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
by MakgeoliDaan September 26, 2011
Get the Bed excuse mug.you: how did she win our Fantasy Football League and she was the only female in it.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.
by moviestacks December 30, 2013
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