Like An American Election

Used to describe something that is fake, phony, false, etc.

McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their food, it's like an american election.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

2005 General election

Large political event in the UK in which serveral parties duke it out in pursuit of government. The unthinkable happened as the exit polls got the result bang on target.

Final Score
Tony Blair-The Liar (Labour) 356
Michael Howard- The Vampire (Conservative) 197
Charles Kennedy- The boozer (Lib Dem) 62

American: The British 2005 General election is unimportant
Englishman: We have nukes, it's important

by R.Lyon (proud Tory) May 13, 2005

Like An American Election

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.

Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

2016 presidential elections

A sign that the apocalypse has come

2016 presidential elections, Idiot Elitist Feiminist VS Criminal Liar

by anonymous November 17, 2016

Post Election Celibacy

Syndrome that many liberal, socialist females are sadly forced to confront with when their capitalist male partner is a red-blooded Republican and no longer plans to “sleep with the blue enemy”

Christine will have to find alternative means to satisfy her desires due to a severe case of Post Election Celibacy. The hope is that she will have money left for batteries when her wealth is redistributed.

by Hensch man December 9, 2008

worthless as an election promise

In view of politicians making promises before an election but invariably breaking them after an election.
Therefore the lowest possible denominator of the value of something can be described in this way.

'Jack's commitment to give up smoking is as worthless as an election promise.'

'Yeah, he won't last a day.'

by MrMagnesium May 14, 2014

President-Elect Obama

A politician elected to the position of President on a platform of "change". Apparently he defines "change" as the appointment of all of Clinton's ex-staffers to his administration.

I wonder what position President-Elect Obama will give Monica Lewinsky.

by kindlydank December 17, 2008