Egg

A bad band from Iowa that wears sweater vests, hideous shorts, and have messed up hand signals for "Ignition". They usually golf after a "Battle of the Bands" tournament.

"Egg? Really, Egg?"

by UNI_whore April 18, 2010

Egg

A individual with a very shiny bald head

Damn look at that egg
That guys egg be shining

by Cock mastrr November 16, 2016

egg

A Morman pathological lier; ofter calls himself fat and says he will have a heart attack if he ever came close to something fun.

On our trip to Salt Lake City we saw many eggs.

by Mike March 21, 2003

Egg

An ethnic slur referring to Caucasians who try to imitate the lifestyles of Asian Cultures.

Look at that white guy walking around in a Kimono. What an egg.

by Endebted February 26, 2011

egg

1) that which comes out of a chicken
2) Violet's lover

I want to eat a hard boiled egg.

by Simica March 23, 2003

egg

A white rich kid, usually blonde. Someone who has a lot of money.

Person 1: "Who's that guy over there driving the porsche?"
Person 2: "Oh, that egg? He's rich."

by thateggfromparadise September 24, 2016

Egg

An oval or round object laid by a female bird, reptile, fish, or invertebrate, usually containing a developing embryo. The eggs of birds are enclosed in a chalky shell, while those of reptiles are in a leathery membrane.

Damn These eggs are lit.

by Eggdaegdaeg September 5, 2017