The Underground Gay Mafia. It is a secret network of gay men who have all slept with each other. It's similar to the Six Degrees of Seperation of Kevin Bacon.
"I slept with Clayton."
"How?"
"The UGM. I slept with Nick who boinked Matt who banged Clayton... sideways."
"How?"
"The UGM. I slept with Nick who boinked Matt who banged Clayton... sideways."
by UNI_whore December 14, 2009
A bad band from Iowa that wears sweater vests, hideous shorts, and have messed up hand signals for "Ignition". They usually golf after a "Battle of the Bands" tournament.
"Egg? Really, Egg?"
by UNI_whore April 18, 2010