Dutch floor polish

Semen, in particular when found inside booths at peep show premises and sex shops.

I wouldn't go into that booth mate- there's Dutch floor polish all over the place.

by tropical September 14, 2010

Dutch Piss

A euphemism for Heineken beer. It is used by some because of the strong and bitter taste of Heineken and also because it is imported from the Netherlands.

"Say, pour me a glass of that fine imported Dutch Piss."

by UnassumingPencil November 6, 2007

pass the dutchie

hit song by 80's band Musical Youth (originally by the Mighty Diamonds)

from the phrase pass the "koutchie" or pot pipe

by justcat September 5, 2005

Dutch Cobra

1. The uncircumcised penis of a European man. 2. An uncircumcised Euro-trash, as mentioned in the horror novel: The Gospel of Bucky Dennis.

1. Look at the cock-hood on that Dutch Cobra.
2. Bet that Dutch Cobra's a smegma factory.

by Jerry Seaver August 20, 2010

Dutch rider

The action of grabbing your dick then having a partener/friend grabbing your arm and jerking you off.

See also: Double Dutch rider

Dude, check it out! We can do a dutch rider without being gay! We're not touching dicks, other than our own.

by OlivaHessum April 1, 2009

dutch stovepipe

The act of farting in a Snuggie and putting the sleeve in someone's face for them to smell it.

Jimmy just farted in his snuggie and gave his wife a Dutch Stovepipe.

by chefjiz October 1, 2009

Dutchmassive

is the New-Age Native Tongue, also know as The Hobbyshop Hero

The Super Emcee (Slash) Beat Fanatic (Producer) has been releasing music on a World wide scale since 1998.

He is 1/3 of the Underground hiphop Super group Equilibrium (Celph Titled, Majik Most & Dutchmassive) from Tampa Bay, Florida.

Released his debut solo album "Junk Planet" in 2004 on Freshchest Records & his Sophomore Lp titled "Crush Your System" on the world renown RAWKUS RECORDS in 2007

A Demigodz affiliate & one of the original member of the very exclusive Super Producer crew "Beat Fanatic" (SlopFunkDust, Illmind, M-phazes, Dela, Rik Marvel, Matt Naso, Rek-one (R.I.P.), Mekka don, Dutchmassive, Mo0, Jake-One, DJ Rhrettmatic, S1, DJ Roddy Rod, 9th Wonder, Spon, Dj Blenda, Kay of the Foundation, Dj Cozmos, etc

Dutchmassive is Defined by the Music he creates which can best be heard at his internet Treehouse Hideout a.k.a. Dutchmassive.Bandcamp(dot)com

Fun Fact: "Dutch" is Dutchmassive's Birth name

Dutchmassive.Tumblr(dot)com

Dutchmassive - "Junk Planet" (1997-2002)

Dutchmassive - "Crush Your System"

Other Dutchmassive albums to look for:
+ Music 2 Sleep To...

+ Romanticizing

+ The DrumLove EP

+ Project: REACH

+ Quit Work Make Music

+ The NEXT Final Fantasy

by HalfManHalfAmazing November 6, 2010