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Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad
I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad
by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016
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salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.
Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”
by 9tea December 1, 2021
mugGet the salmon dressingmug.

Princess dress

When one person talks about a subject, then makes a really vague reference to something else. And entirely changes the subject, with none of the observers following the red line.
Adam this is another princess dress scenario, I don't know what the hell you are talking about!
by DieDuck December 28, 2015
mugGet the Princess dressmug.

The Dress Syndrome

A form color blindness, typically causing the colors of white/gold to be slurred or confused with the colors blue/black.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOLD AND WHITE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!? Wait... I have The Dress Syndrome. Hmm. Interesting.
by Asultri March 8, 2015
mugGet the The Dress Syndromemug.

dong dress

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh
by MOO IM A CAT! July 21, 2016
mugGet the dong dressmug.

Dressing the Wound

(verb)

Synonym for "Paint Brushing;" To brush your Cack or Penis against a juicy vagina.
I spent the first 20 minutes Dressing the Wound before I finally slipped it in.
by Diddypop/Daddy May 1, 2008
mugGet the Dressing the Woundmug.

ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)
melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
mugGet the ranch dressingmug.

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