Wellington Doughnut

The 'Wellington Doughnut', a sexual act where in one licks and sexually stimulates a school teacher's anus from under a table whilst the teacher is defecating.

"Did you hear shitface give Mr. Wang a Wellington Doughnut?!"

by Ziyi August 17, 2007

beef doughnut

A woman's vagina. If you're from Canada you would spell it beef donut... you can try dunking a beef doughnut, but the owner of the beef doughnut may get mad.

Billy walks in on his naked mother in the shower...
Billy points at his others mid section..

Billy - "Mom what's that?"
Mom - "Uhmm, that's where your father hit me with an ax."
Billy = "Nice shot, got you right in the beef doughnut".

by Vicar204 April 17, 2008

doughnut pillow

A round, doughnut-shaped pillow for people with hemorrhoids to sit on to protect their sensitive anues. Usually just "doughnut."

I need to buy a doughnut pillow for my roids, brother!

by BustaRoids December 25, 2004

mini doughnuts

an alleged doughnut of miniscule dimensions allegedly found at local fairs and festivals. absolutely no proof is available to confirm their existence. often believed to be completely made up.

man... jodie was trying to get me to get all hyped up about her "mini doughnuts" but conveniently for her the fair was shut down for the season.

by nottheprecious April 18, 2005

Doughnut Holder

Other Name for dick

I just got my doughnut holder sucked

by Seemore Wang July 6, 2010

Doughnut Bitch

It is the equivalent of a slave, a bitch, a pushover, and in some cases a fuckie.

DB: Man I can't believe my summer was spent being the custodians Doughnut Bitch

G1:Thats true but man did being a Doughnut bitch make you look gooooood~ *winkandsnap*

DB: why do I hang out with you?

G1: I WANT YOUR BABIES (Ö)<----- insert here

by Kamidarko January 23, 2009

doughnut muncher

A rotund, often wheezing, overweight policeman (or cop), made famous purely on the urban legend that Dunkin' Donuts has never been robbed because it is frequented by so many doughnut munchers.

God damn thats a fat doughnut muncher, at least if he falls off his crotch rocket he carries his own airbag.

by el3nch November 1, 2006