Someone who posts on an internet message board about how awesome they are and puts everyone else down, and then turns out to be a smacktard with a unibrow who isn't half as cool as he thinks he is.
by SD Revenge January 04, 2011
"wow, that guy really screwed up as president. he started a war, caused thousands of deaths for no reason, and is generally the worst president this country has ever seen!"
"what a douchebag."
"what a douchebag."
by TheCatsMeow July 31, 2007
A punk-ass two-bit fuckhead second term president who wends people to die in an invented war so his cock sucker friends can get rich.
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 04, 2005
A person who has little intelligence and who constantly gets on people's nerves of no apparent reason. Typically cares about no one else and is overly confident. Downplays and ridicules others that are superior to himself/herself.
Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen.
by J to the O Jonathan February 01, 2007
that hunter fanton looks like a real douchebag when he tries to sing big green tractor by Jason Aldean
by tiberious longjohnson July 23, 2009
A description that fits nearly every teenager who conforms monotonously to popular culture. Often known for their tendency to have low individuality and severe intolerance for those that exhibit different behavior. Note: The best location to study the ridiculous patterns of douchebags is your local mall.
by friend of bob May 15, 2004
by TylerDurden2001 February 06, 2003