douchicide

The total annihilation of a complete douche bag after being driven to the edge of sanity by their unbounded douche baggery.

If this douche doesn't shut the hell up there may be a douchicide committed here tonight.

by jaleegirl March 11, 2011

Douchist

A(n) supporter of/action that supports the lifestyle of douche.

The comments he makes are very douchist. I do not follow that ideal, so I cannot be friends with him. I am sorry.

by Tallymo April 15, 2011

Douchirt

A Man's shirt that is awfully Douchey (Ugly, weird, trashy or horrible.)

Dude! That Bro has a Douchirt!

by Awesomedudette September 6, 2011

douchiety

1. The act of being a douche.

Robert is majoring in douchiety studies.

by henrietta46 January 5, 2012

douchiety

Study it. You will get all the chicks for sure.

"I'm studying douchiety at Stanford!"

by BoobertoBro January 4, 2012

Douchiano

A person who is a douche on such a degree that his last name goes hand in hand with the word douche

God that kid sucks so much no wonder we call him douchiano

by jbeibs January 22, 2013

douchiphany

The moment you realize that the person talking to you is a complete douchebag. Combination of 'douche' and 'epiphany.'

Mary: "I don't know what happened, we were talking and all of a sudden he told me how much money he makes and how expensive his watch was."

Jane: "You had a douchiphany. Better now than later."

by Futuramageek September 7, 2013