distance

An excuse that one person in a relationship uses to dump another, often cover for other problems in the relationship that said person will not admit.

"It's not that I don't love you, I just can't handle the distance."

by /\/ May 15, 2006

Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.

Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.

by Jack February 12, 2005

genuine disadvantage

1. Getting robbed by Microsoft. Paying 599 EUR for the retail version of Windows Vista Ultimate, 460 EUR for the hardware upgrades needed to use it and getting that lovely "This copy of Microsoft Windows(R) is not genuine." box after two weeks' use. How come the users who actually pay for their software suffer from the antipiracy campaign while the users with warez versions have no problems at all?

2. Having to waste lots of time to view the FBI warnings every time one starts to play a genuine DVD while the pirated versions usually omit these warnings or at least have no limits on using fast forward to skip them.

3. The compatibility problems associated with protected audio CD's. While the consumers buying genuine versions have to cope with these problems, the others using pirated versions with no copy protection or downloading MP3's and burning CD's themselves are not affected. An extreme example was the Sony rootkit scam.

4. The annoying tendency of some games to require that the game CD-ROM is present every time the game is started/played even if the game is fully installed on the hard drive. Again, the pirated versions often come with a patch which disables the CD check, thus creating a more pleasant gaming experience.

Person 1: 'I actually paid Microsoft 599 euros for this piece of crap and now it says it's not genuine'
Person 2: 'That's just unfair'
Person 3: 'But that's just Microsoft's Genuine Disadvantage'

by an4ljuggernaut December 14, 2008

Brim Distance

Brim distance defines how far away from another man's face you can get, before it's considered "homo". When you're in a fight, and two men get "all up in each other's face", they can only get so close, before it gets intimate. This distance is measured by "brim distance". If you are wearing a hat (59fifty is recommended for maximum distance) and your brim is touching the other man's forehead, then that's within brim distance and "no homo". However, if you are any close than brim distance, it just became sexual.

Person 1: What did you just call me!?!?
Person 1: *Gets up in the other man's face*
Person 2: Wow wow wow, you just got way close than brim distance man. Chill out with that, it's gettin' creepy.

by Conor Davidson May 31, 2009

shitting distance

Being with in a close enough range to home to be able to quickly return to take a dump.

I'm within shitting distance so I'll be right back.

by GatSmith January 31, 2014

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.]

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!

I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!

by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005

LDM (Long Distance Mistake)

The LDM (Long Distance Mistake) occurs when you see a pretty woman approaching and coming closer to you. The nearer/closer she gets, the more you see her and all the details of her body, face etc.
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).

"Bro, look at that nice girl over there, such a beautiful woman!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"

by Teutone1848 March 15, 2018