Dirked

To be utterly and totally owned by someone who is obscenely massive and uncoordinated looking. Comes from the German NBA player and current NBA champion as of 2011 Dirk Nowitzki.

"And Dirk sinks the three point shot, you just got DIRKED Miami"

by NBAfan69 January 5, 2012

Urban Dicked

Being unable to get any definitions or phrases posted on URBAN DICTIONARY.

Damn it, I got urban dicked again! Those bastards wont post my definition of what it's like to have sex with a goat, monkey, tomato and midget all at the same time.

by Obamatang4 June 20, 2010

Moby dicked

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale

My girlfriend was being annoying so she got moby dicked

by Moby dicking September 22, 2015

Moby Dicked

When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.

"I'm feeling like..."
"Feeling like?"
"I forgot."
"You got Moby Dicked!"

by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019

to get dicked

to get penetrated, to be fucked (especially in the ass), to get all kind of bashes

To get dicked:
- Hey, lads. I just realised, we don't need to worry about the third mine anymore.
- Good old Ken's fucking found it for us. Cheers Ken! Always getting dicked, mate.

by selaflaure August 12, 2015

donkey dicked mother fucker

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit

Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!

by Jasonjackadams July 1, 2006

dished

To be wasted, usually from bud and beer.

bro1: Yo, can you drive down to the sev?
bro2: Na, dude i'm straight dished.

by sebastian crucial March 25, 2007