Disasterbate

To masturbate but fail in the end.

I was cumming to My Little Pony when Dead horses showed up in my mind. Fucking Disasterbated.

by mustarddick August 29, 2011

disasterized

1. to ruin, maim, and/or explode

"That girl just disasterized my plans to move in on her boyfriend."

by Kim F July 16, 2005

disaster boner

The excitement caused by witnessing something that is actually terrible

I got a total disaster boner from seeing the most fantastic car wreck on the way to work.

Did you see that hospital blown away by that tornado?
Yeah, totally gave me a disaster boner

by yaboytofu November 11, 2015

Disaster Moon

means South Korea President Moon Jae In

"Ughhhh Disaster Moon always makes me sick. All he does is speak on behalf of Kim Jong Un."
"What a spokesman!"
"On top of that, he's a total commie. Read his books he wrote."

by ㅅㅇddddfsfWWW June 7, 2020

Disasterocks

A cool ginger guy who uses the internet. Most people see him as an idiot, yet he is one of the hottest guys in your area.

Wow! He's just like disasterocks!

by MucusLukas December 18, 2022

Disasterbate

The act of masturbating during a natural disaster.

Instead of panicking during the earthquake, Billy just disasterbated.

by aarby March 7, 2010

Disasteroid

An asteroid large enough to destroy some or all life on earth, were it to actually *hit* the earth.

We just had a near miss, a disasteroid bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs passed between the earth and the moon yesterday!

by Jerome March 18, 2004