Diahhrea

The definition for 'diahhrea', is a slutty, skank.

A.K.A Miley Cyrus.
Comes out of your butt, after listening to alot of "Hannah Montana". It is just like REVENGE. Can be explosive. Watch out, it comes alive when it touches water. MAKE SURE TO FLUSH IT!!
Scientists are still trying to find out where it came from. They think the breeders are a elephant, and a sloth. They arent sure why people still listen to the poops music when they know that after they do, the diahhrea will seek revenge. It is pretty much suicide.

"Mom, I am going to listen to my Hannah Montana CD".
-10 hours later-
Found dead in the bathroom with exploded diahhrea/miley cyrus all over her.

by randomcoolpeople101 April 9, 2010

Diagsees

Making love diagonally on a bed, because it isn't long enough to accommodate the participants if they are aligned with the length of the bed.

Wanna bone down? I've got a twin but we can go diagsees.

by Tee-Rav August 13, 2012

diagorro

A very fat man that is sexually desperate with a small penis

That man over there is very fat, you could tell he is a diagorro

by edmgoddess January 9, 2014

Diagoddamnostics

The last attempt at getting that old, busted-ass piece of shitty technology to work. This is generally a final stage of frustration rather than an attempt at actual repair. It usually involves an irrational act or series of actions, often paired with an incomprehensible sequence of poorly-enunciated vulgarity.

Holy fuck, man. Oh my f... Hey, you see that Mercedes down there? Open the window for me. Yeah, I'm fucking serious. Let's see if I can peg her stupid vanity plate with this five pound Apple MacFrisbee. Let's see it do some diagoddamnostics on that shit!

by Legit AF June 27, 2014

Diagonal Debby

When your girlfriend/wife lays diagonal on your bed and disrupts the order of the bed, causing you to retreat to the far corners of the bed.

"Yeah man I couldn't get any sleep last night. My girlfriend was being a total Diagonal Debby."

by Kid Krimson September 3, 2014

Diahhorea

A code name for “hellfire shits spewing out of your ass.”

Damn, I had diahhorea last night. I was on the toilet for an hour last night.

by JD-Puffy December 17, 2017

diahreamer

The disgusting effect that cheap beer and junk food have the morning after which results in your guts being reamed

Carlos knew drinking another 40 of Malt Liquor and eating those deep fried tacos was going to cause him to feel all the grossness of the diahreamer

by von groovy March 30, 2019