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Deaf man's delight

You're goin' down, and your'e munchin' on the bush. She clamps her legs around your ears so you can't hear anything.
I was eatin' my chick out when she closed her legs and gave me a deaf man's delight.
by Dynamite Boy December 17, 2008
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Surveyors' Delight

a carbonated beverage composed of two parts Sunkist and one part Mountain Dew. refreshingly delicious in the summertime.
Surveyor 1: Lawsy me, I'm parched.

Surveyor 2: Do like me. Getcha a Surveyors' Delight.
by MofistolRobinson January 28, 2009
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Dwight Shrute

Dwight Shrute is a character from the hit Television show, The Office. Dwight is the biggest, baddest mofo on telivision. Watch out, cause he'll dust your bin! He also owns a beat farm and put a live cat in a freezer. It died.
Sandro- Hey guy, did you watch the office last night?

Bill- Yeah man, Dwight Shrute is BOSS!
by Sanchez Cholo Ramirez February 5, 2009
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delightful

Those lemon bars you made for me were simply delightful.
by whoknowstherealme? January 13, 2010
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Turkish Delight

An unexpected surprise that occurs during a bisexual three-way in the shower when the participants get covered in female projectile ejaculate, semen and scat.
I was pounding my boyfriend Ivan in the shower while his friend Jayne was sucking him off and finger banging herself. I pulled out and we all came at once and fell into a heap on the shower floor covered in Turkish Delight.
by TBTara December 5, 2013
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Chocolate Glazed Delight

When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.
"Dude last night I totally gave this girl a chocolate glazed delight and put her in the hospital."
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Carpenters delight

Where a man masturbates using sandpaper rather that a bare hand. Usually results in a bloody mess and lots of shaven skin grated off the mans shaft.
I’m not fucking anytime soon, had a carpenters delight yesterday.
by Swaggy longbottom November 2, 2017
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