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Whirling Dervish

When some of the contents of an over-powerful self-flushing toilet are projected up and onto you while you are still sitting on it.
That was the best dump ever until I leaned forward to pick something up and that damn jet-powered toilet gave me a wicked whirling dervish!
by ppsseeuuddoonnaammee March 3, 2011
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delishiz

1)Fine ass lookin, luscious, sexy...tastey, nastee, so crunk almost illegal.

2)Black voluptuous lady, winner of the second season of vh1 hit reality show "The Flavor of Love". Famous for her ginormous bootay and ass clap dance.
1)MAAAAN HE DELISHIZ!! I wanna ride dat fine lookin hottie!

2)Dat delishiz sho got dat booty dance goin fo' her!
by xndrso December 2, 2007
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delishis

the girl that won Flava of Love 2.
-Yo niggga iz that Delishis??
- I dont know but that bitch gotta a BOOOTY!!!
-her momma got a ass too and some biggo titties..
-I'll jerk one off to her.
-Mmmhhhmmm.
by phibzy f baby December 15, 2007
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delishit

when you try to fox someone by making them think you are about to say delicious.. basically you think you should be nice when half way through saying the word you have enough balls to change your mind and really tell them the meal they cooked was really shit. it was delishit
emma- hey fred how was that dinner i cooked for you this evening?

fred- oh.. it was deli.. (watch her smile as she thinks you are about to say delicious)..shit actually.

emma- delishit.. oh.. i'll go to urban dictionary to see what that word means.

fred- runs out the door whilst still having unbroken legs.
by tiger roberts May 17, 2010
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delision

A state of delicious delusion, instigated by the sudden intake of too much food of superb taste.
After eating a ton of tantalising turbaconducken with succulent sausage stuffing, immaculate mashed potatoes, beautiful buttery biscuits, and the elbow of an elf, I was in a state of delision.
by ialmostthewholepost October 16, 2013
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Delish

A word used by stupid white hoes.
That nigga look so delish
by FUCKSTICK4REAL December 22, 2016
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devision

An ideology based on deceptive and typically balkanizing rhetoric used by incompetent politicians and criminal elites who attempt to convince the masses that if they could just kill or convert everyone who doesn't agree with them then the world would a perfect place to live.
Wakadoo: "Silence is golden"

Wise man: "Then why don't you shut up?"

Wakadoo: "Because I have a right to free speech"

Wise man: "Then why don't you speak up?"

Wakadoo: "Because its wrong to disagree"

Wise man: "Then how do you find the truth?"

Wakadoo: "I just watch the television or pray for guidance"

Wise man: "But television lies, and no proof of god exists"

Wakadoo: "You're just a hater!...and you smell funny!"

Wise man: "You're just saying that avoid debating the facts"

Wakadoo: "Silence is golden"

Wise man: "That's some devision you've got there, moron"
by Your liberator February 21, 2011
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