lil’ decrepit

a noun used when one is being very obnoxious, annoying, and or a piece of trash. commonly used when one break up another’s relationship.

when she tried to break jake and alissa up, that was a lil’ decrepit

by therealteasister December 11, 2018

Choco-Deception

A game, played by 3 or more people, involving a box of mixed chocolates, where one piece has been replaced by a chocolate covered turd. Each player takes one chocolate every round. The object of the game is to eat as many chocolates as possible without getting the turd.

Dude, last night me and the squad were playing Choco-Deception, and I ate the ass nugget.

by The Urban Outfitter March 1, 2019

Cunt Deception

contraception - decieveing ones cunt

Before we have sex, do you have any cunt deception such as the pill, the coil or the plan-b

by le pixel July 20, 2020

oak grove deception

The act of talking a big game and then backing out at the last minute. This phrase often involves a week of bullshit leading up to a road trip. On the road trip the guilty party, despite saying all week that they were going out to drink, decides to stay at the hotel and order pizza

Matt: Alright the road trip is finally here! Joel, are you ready to get fucked up!!!

Joel: Hell Yeah!!!

Ross: Hey Joel we are leaving in 5 minutes!

Joel: I'm just gonna stay in and eat pizza instead.

Matt: Typical Oak Grove deception! I bet you're great at Pokemon!

Joel: I'm a super high level! Y'all wish y'all could beat me in Pokemon!

Gantt: Gayyyyyy

by SanAntonio December 24, 2013

Rape by deception

Promise something to them and rape them

He never came back i was rape by deception

by 459395 March 5, 2022

Deceptease

A person who knowingly uses deception to make you think you have got a chance of hooking up with him/her. They can be extremely aggravating and annoying.

Chelsea is such a deceptease; she dropped huge hints on her wanting to give me head but it turns out she's actually a total prude.

by ClayEugenie October 26, 2009

decrepenis

1)A medical syndrome in which the penis has worn out with the passing of time.
The skin of the penis may sometimes become floppy, wrinkly, and will often appear dry.
2)A penis that can no longer attain an erection, due to old age or over use.
Word origin: decrepit and penis

"Professional slut: I fucked an old guy yesterday for a business promotion; he had a real nasty decrepenis."
"Doctor: I'm afraid you have been diagnosed with Decrepenis syndrome"

by Mr Weegels September 27, 2006