by woop woop potatoes are awesome October 09, 2023
This giraffe has dazzling syndrome
by UntilDawnFan November 21, 2016
Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect
To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect
To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”
You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
by Hackpwn April 09, 2022