pulling a david

When a guy goes on a date and puts his arm around the outside of a girl underneath her arm and fondles her boob.

Dude, he went on the date with her last night, and she caught him "pulling a david"! And she loved it!

by captainunderpants1991 February 28, 2011

David Lynch Film

A generally kind of creepy movie packed with metaphors, designed to make you uncomfortable and intrigued. Watching a David Lynch film is a very unique experience. To fully understand the themes and story you usually have to watch the films multiple times. The creative use of representation is reminiscent of the symbolism found in dreams. Genres include neo-noir, murder mystery, surrealistic horror, experimental, and maybe comedy.

Good David Lynch Film: Eraserhead, Elephant man, Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks season 1 and 2, Inland Empire, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway, The Straight Story, and ALL of his short films. Bad David Lynch Film: Wild at Heart, Dune, Twin Peaks movie(unless you loved the show)

by sstorydude July 8, 2011

On King David

On god; be for real

Mrs. Miller is the goofiest teacher, On King David!

by Ara665 September 6, 2022

david bowie

1) Enlightenment.
2) God.
3) Divinity.
4) Aladdin Sane.
5) Ziggy Stardust.
6) Major Tom.

"The excitement of David Bowie!"

by klynn March 28, 2004

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

davidmichael

Any boring, upper-middle-class white guy over forty. Neologism origins: a name for any tedious, upper-middle-class white guy over-forty-years old because guys that old are usually named either David or Michael. Between their weekend cargo-shirts and uninspired attempts to be relevant, they are hard to distinguish in a crowd. Added bonus: DavidMichaels think they know it all because no one bothers to call them on their shit. They're all just #DavidMichaels.

How was your date with the DavidMichael this weekend? Lame. All we did was drink beer and watch sports in his McMansion. Dude couldn't even find a clitoris if you put it on Waze. That's why that cougar dumped his ass.

by malewhisperer January 18, 2019

David Luiz

A player who doesn’t know how to defend and doesn’t know how not to get red cards

Bro you just let the goal in you pulled a David Luiz

by X-Mansoor June 17, 2020