douchebag

"wow, that guy really screwed up as president. he started a war, caused thousands of deaths for no reason, and is generally the worst president this country has ever seen!"
"what a douchebag."
by TheCatsMeow January 1, 2009
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douchebag

A punk-ass two-bit fuckhead second term president who wends people to die in an invented war so his cock sucker friends can get rich.
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 4, 2005
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Douchebag

A person who has little intelligence and who constantly gets on people's nerves of no apparent reason. Typically cares about no one else and is overly confident. Downplays and ridicules others that are superior to himself/herself.
Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen.
by J to the O Jonathan December 9, 2008
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douchebag

someone who tries to sing a song but doesnt know the words
that hunter fanton looks like a real douchebag when he tries to sing big green tractor by Jason Aldean
by tiberious longjohnson July 22, 2009
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douchebag

A description that fits nearly every teenager who conforms monotonously to popular culture. Often known for their tendency to have low individuality and severe intolerance for those that exhibit different behavior. Note: The best location to study the ridiculous patterns of douchebags is your local mall.
That dude is such a douchebag....
by friend of bob May 15, 2004
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douchebag

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A stuck-up asshole.
1. Damn, she could use a douchebag...
2. Fuck you, douchebag!
by TylerDurden2001 February 6, 2003
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Douchebag

Short for
DOU-ble
CHE-ese
BAG-el
by DUN-DUN-DUNNN! October 6, 2008
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