Simply stated: you are a douche bag. A douche bag is any person who feels it's necessary to impress someone else. Sometimes referred to as a fuck-off, or cock-smoke. Also, quite condescending and conceited; not unlike a tool-shed.
Oh, I see that you're wearing a white polo shirt, flower swim trunks, penney loafers, and sunglasses with a strap. You're a "douche bag" and you should probably end yourself with a revolver, douche bag.
by joe don November 15, 2003
Get the douche bag mug.a certian individual that lacks key social skills and at times can sound mentally retarted. ussually finds his/her jokes much funnier then anybody else and will laugh loudly at them. has a false sense of himself/herself and will often think they were once much cooler then there are now. not very good at anything but still finds a way to enjoy himself/herself. similiar to a douche, loser, bitch.
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1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.
2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment
1) George W. Bush
2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline
1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.
2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment
1) George W. Bush
2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline
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Fielding is such a douche bag!
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