Doof

The act of playing a guitar using your dick

I couldn’t get the rif right using my fingers so I had to doof it out

by Joyadu October 18, 2025

doof

you say sarcastically. actual dumb fuck, does stupid stuff to impress people, says dumbest answers when they are actually rlly smart and don't want to admit it just to make people laugh.

girl 1: *sarcastically*He's such a doof.
girl 2: Ikr! I thought I liked him then, I was in his math class and he gave the stupidest answers ever!!

by thicassgirl October 24, 2018

Doof Spoofin

the squirting and spurting of papa's seminal fluid all ova ya face bitch!

"Oh my god that really sexy guy, Papa Sull, is doof spoofin tha shit out of 11 totally hot doof pixies!"

by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011

Doof

When you push a fart and poop comes out

I'll Doof on your face if you keep being a dick

by Kid la thin July 31, 2016

doof

A word describing a mix of food from opposite kinds. For example, "doof" can mean good mixes like fries and ice cream or bad mixes like ketchup and water.

"This food tastes like doof."

by casperito May 27, 2023

doof

a store merchandiser (designer poof)

like a poof, this is a designer "doof", one who likes to fluff pillows and get rug burn on the knees.

by 9876545674321 October 9, 2007

Doof

To talk a lot of shit and not back it up. In fact, not only do you not back it up, but you mess it up beyond all repair.

Dude! This is important, don't doof it up!

by Mantooth Furburger January 24, 2003