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dinner of a dozen bowls

a social event held in the evening where all involved consume twelve bowls, each containing a different cereal, allowing for one substitution
I nearly made it through a dinner of a dozen bowls, but I had to stop after I ate bowl #10. The crunch berries did me in.
by mike mosey May 29, 2004
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Dinner Money

“Dinner Money” is a term used to define the amount of expendable or discretionary funds an individual possesses. It is also used as a mating call for the opposite sex, by the implicit promise of a free meal. While, dinner money is substantially less than having “plenty money” (let the streets know), it does denote that one has enough capital to take themselves as well as a date out to dinner, which will hopefully lead to sexual gratification of some sort. That being said that amount needed to claim one has dinner money can vary from state to state and even city to city. Those who boast loudly about having dinner money should always be on the lookout (BOLO) for the ever cunning “dinner whore”. The dinner whore lives and breathes to bilk unsuspecting individuals out of their hard earned funds. This is accomplished in several different ways, but the most popular method of operation is by feigning interest until dinner is over (and the bill is paid), then immediately placing the financier into the black hole known as the friend zone, with no chance of escape.
Sean “ What are you doing tonight?”

Becky “ I’m not too sure yet”

Sean “ I got dinner money!...”
by sdotkiezzel March 4, 2011
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Dinner Date

A woman whose finest attributes can be seen as she sits across the table from you at dinner, i.e., from the table up.
Although she looked hot from across the bar, when Dr. Hoppe got close enough to see her ass he realized she was, at best, a respectable dinner date.
by Wade March 8, 2005
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Dinner Punishments

When you eat food that tastes bad for your stomach and throw up or bin the food in general and then you are told to do the washing up for the dishes used to make the terrible food.
Person 1: - Well I'm tired from spending ages on making that food.
Person 2: - {Sees the shopping quick dinner box on counter} I thought it tasted terrible.
Person 1: - Well, you know how I did the cooking?
Person 2: - {Continues to throw up}
Person 1: - You can do the washing up.
Person 2: - Fine {Rolls eyes and thinks *Dinner Punishments*}
by Dark Fox Zeurra May 20, 2010
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dinner rush hour

that hour time frame, normally between 5pm-6pm, when every fast food joint is packed full and every drive thru line is backed up to the street.

cousin of the "lunch rush hour", which is normally from 12pm-1pm.
hey, do you wanna run to mcdonalds?" "dude, not during dinner rush hour!
by breezy-licious August 1, 2010
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dinner party funny

when something is so funny on a web based chat that it requires a "lol lol lol lol "
That was dinner party funny!!!!!
by Kid Kanada April 1, 2009
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Dinner and a Roofy

A simple maneuver in which the male asks
the woman out to dinner and a movie.
During dinner, the male and slyly places a roofy into the females champagne or wine. Similar to the Slamscam.
Man 1: Hey friend, how'd your date go last night?

Man 2: It was awesome, but during dinner she became aggravatingly annoying!

Man 1: You didn't!

Man 2: DINNER AND A ROOFY!

Man 1: I love mistreating women!
by Maximum Schizophrenia May 16, 2009
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