Dirk

That friend who is so shit at FIFA and uses every excuse in the book when he loses.

Wow you're horrible at FIFA, I hope you don't pull a dirk

by Deadpool 17 March 11, 2016

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

Together, they are the "Three Dingos." They are people who enjoy cooking up little bits of things, being together, and codding all day all night.

Dirk
Kurt
Murk
Awesome

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

^^^synonyms

by Shabangola August 1, 2012

Perf Dirk

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.

Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys

by Ranga124 November 13, 2019

Dirk giblet

Loose anal skin, flappy rectum syndrome. Excess butthole skin

While doing lunges my dirk giblet slid out from under my thong panties causing extreme discomfort

by Penelope Picklebottom May 8, 2021

Ol' Cody Dirk

1. A Loud, beer drinking somewhat-of-a-hardass. Usually very fat, hairy, and still very attractive.

2. A very protective and territorial individual, fueled on alcohol and Heavy Metal.

3. The Opposite of a Franks, who is usually a male in their early 20's who is slightly homosexually gay and balding very badly.

(girl)Look at the drunk guy tossing all the Franks!

(other girl)He's a little drunk, just being an Ol' Cody Dirk.

by AntiFranks March 9, 2009

Dirk

Dirk is most likely plays fortnite. He usually flirts with every girl but doesn’t notice it. He’s a bot when he plays fortnite tho Dirk is most of the time single. He gets nervous easily when he likes a girl a lot but he makes a great friend! He always has an iPhone and AirPods and likes to ft with people he trust.

1.Omg Dirk is so single!
2.Dirk needs an online girl bsf to help him get a gf
3. Dirk sucks at fortnight

by Hijejsnsnss March 28, 2020

DIRK

DIRK IS A CHANGE JINGLING FINGER TAPPING GOOFBALL.

I COULD HEAR DIRK COMING AROUND THE CORNER, ALL THE CHANGE IN HIS POCKET JINGLING

by SomeoneYouDontKnoe August 8, 2025