Drunk Dialing

Calling someone on the phone, while intoxicated, to tell them
1--what you really think.
2--something they should really know
3--Confess to something you did to them

While Drunk Dialing my ex-mother-in-law, I explained to her exactly what was wrong with her son, including his sexual habits.

by cowsarecool July 24, 2009

shit dicking

Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.

"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"

by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008

dialing the pink telephone

female masturbation

my wife was always dialing the pink telephone, citing my shortcomings

by bungcork June 15, 2009

dickalogna

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour long meeting today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!

by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017

slap dicking around

Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.

I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.

by Pussy master January 22, 2014

The Dicking

With a meaning as versatile as its possible implementations, the "Dicking" can be used to represent innumerable situations. It can be, hot, cold, heavy, resilient, vigorous, spicy, or any number of things; indeed, the qualifying adjective is instrumental to the "Dicking"'s proper use. Of course, the "Dicking" can be used to indicate dicking's more basic meaning (i.e. to engage in sexual intercourse), but the more creative the implementation, the more powerful the dicking.

That thizz was the all-night dicking!

You don't have your homework, Billy? Prepare for heavy dicking!

All day with the dicking, all night with the cock-smoking! The ultimate punishment!

Smoke kush, for everyone knows that diesel is naught but the most heated of dickings.

Lay down completely still, the dicking must be perfect.

by Purveyor_of_Dicking August 20, 2010

Dirty Dicking

Having unprotected sex with mutiple people

That guy is known for dirty dicking. He has 3 women pregnant at the same time.

by The-Optimistic-Lioness September 26, 2017