dedesexual

To be sexual for dede created by the dedesexual audience its not a phase its a lifestyle to be dedesexual you are
desiring dede you are lusting for dede, you live to see and be dedesexual

person1: dede so fine dude i think im dedesexual
person2: n***a i been dedesexual fytb

by itssexy!! October 18, 2023

fuck deposit

To treat your girlfriend like a sexual atm

Shit....I was gonna stop by the bank tonight, but I think I'll just make a fuck deposit instead.

by Barfthecaveman May 26, 2011

Safety deposit box

When you fart in someone's drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.

Yo, G, I left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. I think you'll find it...enchanting. `

by MercuryRetro November 24, 2011

Fatty deposit

A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.

Only a fatty deposit would show up 45 minutes late for a pathophys final.

by #Jellylicious 😎 November 9, 2018

Daddy Delos

The daddies of dads, one of the hOtTeSt science teachers ever.

Girl 1: I have daddy delos next period.
Girl 2: Good luck with you lady boner.

by Peachybeb April 24, 2019

Afer deposit

Not to be confused for when someone takes a dump and clogs your toilet - this term is used for people who repeatedly flake on commitments so you must charge them an upfront deposit for any upcoming activity/trip. This way if they were to flake after the Afer deposit was already paid, any remaining financial costs won't have to be split up amongst the rest of the group. This is usually the last straw implemented right before the person is eliminated from any group chats the peers may have.

Fuck, he really wants to come on this trip? Who invited him? We'll have to charge him the Afer deposit to be safe

by Hugh Jassticles August 30, 2019

Security Deposit

When you buy your boyfriend anything just so you can wear it too

Person 1:I’m getting my boyfriend a sweater but just so I can wear it
Person 2:So it’s security deposit

by Teghh November 27, 2019