dammit orton

Blaming American Football player Kyle Orton when anything bad happens. Came about when Tim Tebow fans booed Kyle Orton for no other reason than he was not Tim Tebow. First uttered on Fark.com.

...when grandma slammed her fingers in the car door, she exclaimed, "Dammit Orton!"

by angryenrie September 14, 2011

popped a van damme

To pull a boner while dancing with a hot chick.

Jade - "You dance lamb good, do you want to come back to mine?"
Tom - "wha-oh, I've popped a Van Damme"
Jade - "idiot"

by Samthelamb February 12, 2007

Dammit Samet

When a female, usually a stripper, makes a man stick an ice cube out his mouth and has intercourse with the ice cube. He keeps his head still or bops it while the ice cube is grinded by the female's vagina. After the intercourse with the ice cube ends, the man must consume the ice cube drenched in vaginal juice or release it from his mouth.

Savannah jumped on top of him and forced the young man to receive a Dammit Samet; he looked happy afterwards.

by Steve the Ferret February 22, 2007

Dammit

When the guess outlet store does not accept your guess-list card

Person 1- "Sorry sir, we do not accept guess list cards at the outlet store"

Person 2-"AH Dammit"

by mattm123 January 18, 2010

dammy

An abbreviation of the phrase "damn self"

Nevermind, I'll do it my dammy!

by WitchyGrrl September 3, 2007

damm right hommie

An excentric agreement made between two people, who are close friends, or hommies, usually used on the West Coast and in the place of 'yes' or 'I concure'.

A version of 'you're correct'

"That girls got the biggest mouth on this side of D.C"
"Damm right hommie"

by Evie baby October 18, 2008

dammo

A contraction of the words "damn" and "ammo" meant to save time on the battlefield.

Move it, Private! I needed that dammo yesterday!

by De Profundis August 15, 2009