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Corn Cufflink

To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.
Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?

Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.

Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?

Todd:(regretfully) yeah

Bobby: Shity..

skid marks shit stain shit skid
by L.C.M April 26, 2011
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Fur Cuffed

Fisting an extremely hairy, bushy anus up to the wrist line.

May also apply to fisting of an overly bushy vagina.
He bent over so I could fist his ass and it looked like a mink farm down there. So I got fur cuffed.

Rachel fur cuffed me last night with that hairy beaver of hers.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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Fuzzy cuffs

An acute medical condition of stomach cramps and extreme flatulence, resulting from the excessive consumption of cheese and scrumpy cider.

Not to be confused with Cider Fever which attacks the whole body, Fuzzy Cuffs was first identified in the south west of England in 2021. According to the British Medical Journal, no cure currently exists.
Chris: “pass me that cheese naan please.”

Sam: “not sure it’s a good idea after all that scrumpy you’ve guzzled today. You might end up with Fuzzy Cuffs”
by LawrenceLB October 13, 2021
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Kim Kardashian Is NOTHING NEAR a Smuffle muffle Cruffle truffle.
by Big Daddy Smuffle Truffle. November 21, 2011
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curfjew

1st: Noun: a curfew set at an unreasonable time and with unreasonable conditions
2nd: Noun: a parent/ legal guardian who sets an unreasonable curfew
"You gotta be home by 11? What a curfjew..."
^This works for both defenitions
by zkasm July 5, 2009
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Cruff

A Jamaican derogatory term (Patois) used to describe someone that is lower-class in society or has no ambition or outcome in life. It is essentially describing someone that will end up no where.
Look pan dat cruff deh a walk dung di road!
You a cruff enuh!
Move from me you cruff!
You live a cruffish lifestyle!
by GodsOFWrath June 17, 2018
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The Genital Cuff

Grabbing someones nuts in a manner that makes them harken to what options they might have before their nuts are ruined. Mainly done to calm down retards.
"Rupret, do you want the genital cuff?"
by noschitt71 December 21, 2008
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