spitinbutt cumshot

A synonym for a local meth avenger in Birchwood TN. Aka a Gary.

In the dark hour when there's no one to call, and the meth is out, call spitinbutt cumshot, the meth avenger!

by Bratty DC January 22, 2024

fortnite cumshot

Sperm ejaculate coming out of a character (skin) in the game fortnite battle royale

You: yo man i really want a fortnite cumshot

Friend (you have none if u say this): same

by chang smith February 8, 2023

Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.

Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

by SirSwankington June 1, 2020

Joker cumshot

Joker cumshot is when a female eats lots of blue takis or oops all berrys before sex and during sex while watching the dark night she shits out loads of diarrhea which will be green and while cumming on her the cum turns green

“ hey bro me and my girl did a joker cumshot right before our shower”

by BO0TY-_-JUice201 February 25, 2022

bloody cumshot

When someone kicks an respectful English man in the balls, while he is about to perform a cumshot, causing it to be mixed with blood.

"What is this red white liquid"
"Its a bloody cumshot, you indifferent fuck"

by Doorhanndle June 22, 2017

Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.

“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics”

by Startupedition July 20, 2024

Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021