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commercial conspiracy

The phenomenon where no matter what channel you change to they ALL have commercials on at the same time!
200+ channels on cable and they ALL have commercials on at the same time?? commercial conspiracy
by JoeNJ2 September 28, 2011
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Commercial

adj.
Involved in work that is intended for the mass market: a commercial artist.

Having profit as a chief aim: a commercial song, not a good song.

Usually used for describing hip hop or rap that is played on the radio 24/7 that is only about money,cars,guns,girls, and drugs.

Music only made to sell records to thug wannabes.

Rap that puts quantity before quality.
Kid1: "Have you heard that New Jay Z, Cash Money, Jarule, Ludacris, song!?"
Kid2: "That shit is wack, you need to stop listening to that commercial rap"
Kid3: "Underground Hip Hop for life!"
by SpoR December 28, 2005
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Cumberbum

Cumberbum consists of two or more males, all completely heterosexual, each with a giant pickling cucumber. The object is to insert said cucumber into the opponents rectum. The opponent with the cucumber in said rectum then loses the contest. The winner becomes the cumberking. The loser is the cumberbum. It is considered in some cultures the ultimate test of manhood because failure is not an option. Death usually comes before the cucumber is inserted. As an additional insult, the cumberbum is sometimes forced to eat the cucumber out of his rectum.
I AM THE CUMBERKING" "My rectum hurts, I am the cumberbum.
by The Cumberking May 2, 2011
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Cumberbreak

When one has to stop what they are doing to pleasure themselves because of the infinite sexiness of Benedict Cumberbatch.
"I was watching Sherlock last night and just had to take a Cumberbreak!"
by littlebadwolf August 24, 2011
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Cumbergasm

That photograph of Benedict gave me a cumbergasm
by Cumberjunkie October 12, 2012
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Cumbersome

Burdensome; troublesome; difficult to handle because of weight or bulk
The drinks trolley for level 11 was so cumbersome that the wheel broke under heavy cornering by Vlad
by Stracton August 13, 2008
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Detroit Cumberbund

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.
Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.
by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007
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