Done by a male when he doesn't want to partake in sex with a parter, so he grabs a cucumber and goes to town, like its a strap on.
Last night linsey wanted to go, but I didn't want to so I just gave her the dirty cucumber instead. She didn't even know!
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Person 1: "You nappa, you get slappa"
Person 2: "You slumber a cucumber."
Person 1: Crys and weeps for he is defeated
Person 2: "You slumber a cucumber."
Person 1: Crys and weeps for he is defeated
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A boy who wears exclusively green clothes, often striped. They commonly are very pale with an ill-looking greenish tint to their skin (think Roger Klotz from the 90s cartoon Doug). Much akin to an Eboy, but greener.
Person 1: What are your thoughts on Joe's new cucumber boy style?
Person 2: It's pathetic, he walks around looking like a fucking pickle.
Person 2: It's pathetic, he walks around looking like a fucking pickle.
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Get the Cucumber boy mug.Phrase meaning 'exquisite, splendid, beautiful'. In the 1970s, Argentinian boxer Carlos Monzón, went to France for a boxing match, but he found that he also had to give a speech. He had always known how to defend himself very well, but was now "against the ropes" of language, in front of a distinguished audience in that strange country. They gave him a prize and he wanted to thank in French ... He had trained calmly the famous "merci beaucoup" (mersí bocú), but at end of the speech he repeated very nervously: "pipí cucú", "Pipí Cucú" to all.
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Mike: I showed her whats up, and gave her some cucumber delight.
Mike: I showed her whats up, and gave her some cucumber delight.
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Get the Cucumber Salad mug.Usually occurring during make-up sex after a lengthy, petty argument with a woman you are involved with, or any other time when a woman has been irrational.
Upon apologizing and engaging in make-up sex, the male uses that fake apology for the impetus of the move.
Yoking the female on his shoulders, mouth to vagina; aggressive and sloppy oral sex follows. With the female at a loud, 95% of full climax, male power-bombs female to the floor, leaving her in a euphoric daze she won't remember later, and might even thank you for.
The male is then able to go out with friends for drinks.
Upon apologizing and engaging in make-up sex, the male uses that fake apology for the impetus of the move.
Yoking the female on his shoulders, mouth to vagina; aggressive and sloppy oral sex follows. With the female at a loud, 95% of full climax, male power-bombs female to the floor, leaving her in a euphoric daze she won't remember later, and might even thank you for.
The male is then able to go out with friends for drinks.
"The girls are here! But they're an hour late, we're missing the 1st quarter."
"Let's give them cumcussions and grab some beers at the game, then titty bar!"
"Hell yeah, I missed leg day at Cross Fit, that's perfect!"
"Let's give them cumcussions and grab some beers at the game, then titty bar!"
"Hell yeah, I missed leg day at Cross Fit, that's perfect!"
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