cubrican

Someone whose father is Cuban and whose mother is Puerto Rican.

It is not generally known that Fat Joe is a cubrican.

by mantell July 2, 2006

cubicle foetus

n. An office worker who treats his cubicle or office as a safe and secure place. In his mind the safety and security of the cubicle is only surpassed by the time he spent in his mother's womb. The cubicle foetus displays anxiety when others are in his space, or when he is required to be elsewhere in the office.

Ralph is such a cubicle foetus that when he gets back to his desk after a meeting he actually sighs and even makes soft cooing and baby noises while working.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

Cubicleonian

A cubicleonian is an office workaholic, working in a cubicle office setting. A cubicleonian tends to dress in professional office attire in order to cloak his or her´s high level of incompatence. A cubicleonian has no dreams, no hobbies and no interests aside from living a mundane and boring rat racing existence of cubicleland baffonary. Cubicleonians are miserable people whom excell at hiding their true feelings.

"Look at that suit wearing, triple chined, cubicle working zombie-of-a-Cubicleonian! Caught between a cubicle and the corporate rat race...what a pathetic existence"

by garmamie March 8, 2006

cubicle rations

Any type of snack food brought from home and eaten between meals while working in a cubicle in an office environment.

cheez-its, wheat thins, protein bars, atkins shakes, fig newtons, goldfish crackers, oreos, apples, cheetos.

by Devin April 19, 2004

Cubicle Hunter

A cougar who pursues her male co-workers while at work.

For for the first three months Billy worked here Betty didn't leave him alone and chased the poor boy around the office like the horny cubicle hunter that she is.

by Harris of Tampa August 20, 2008

cubical whore

An individual who never leaves their cubical. Typically, the low man/woman in the office who gets stuck with all the tasks nobody else wants to do.

I haven't seen daylight all week, I'm such a cubical whore.

by brickmason May 22, 2009

Cubicle Laughter

A stifled laugher often associated with inappropriate non-work related material at work.

The goal of a cubicle laugh is to prevent others from knowing you aren't working hard because if you're laughing you can't possibly be productive.

Breaking from cubicle laugher into genuine laughter causes the prairy dog effect to occur in surrounding cubes as co-workers wonder what could possibly be so funny.

I burst into cubicle laughter when I learned that Ryan had been crop dusting the opposite end of the building all day.

by trappedinacubiclelaughing August 4, 2009