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Cuban Necktie

A person who had their neck slit and tounge pulled back inward down the throat and out of the slit hole... which then hangs down like a necktie.

Orgin: Cuba. and anywhere that is corrupt.

some thirdworld gorilla warfare tactic terrorism jungle shit to tell people or the govt, that they are not playing around.
You notice Mr. Rodriquez's stich across his throat? he was a survivor of a cuban necktie attempt.
by Lec2 March 6, 2003
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cuban assassin

I just let a cuban assassin, now I have to clean up.
by jag001 March 18, 2013
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sneaky cuban

A highly degrading sexual act in which a man withdraws his penis from a female's anus and wipes fecal matter on her face drawing a beard, followed by smashing her face in a plate nachos covered with the following condiments: cheese, salsa and sour cream.
I gave that cunt a sneaky cuban last night.
by Jack Brown September 5, 2008
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Raunchy Cuban

a mildly epic maneuver which involves one person taking a dump in the other person's mouth, allowing one end to hang out like a cigar. Then, you light the end hanging out on fire, thus creating the illusion that they are smoking a cigar.
"Dude, i totally pulled a Raunchy Cuban on that chick at the party!"

"No way? How did you do that?"

"She was passed out, so I ran up and did it! She wouldn't stop puking afterwards!"
by DorkishHobo June 17, 2008
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A Cuban Missile

It's like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. While in the scissor position the man aligns his anus with the woman's vaginal opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman's venereal cavity.

Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".

Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?

*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
by Ramsey Dikken December 6, 2013
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cubanese

a muthafuckin cuban and chinese like me. shit, you could be cuban and japanese, vietnamese, portugese. A half bred cuban. The illest.
Hdilla the cubanese lover
by hamydeez November 2, 2004
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Cuban Sunburn

The act of using Purell Hand Sanitizer as lube during sexual intercourse when a preferred lubricant is not in the present vicinity.
Man- Well honey, we're out of lubricant. I guess I'm gonna have to Cuban Sunburn you...

Woman- No, last time you did that I was burning for weeks.

Man- SHUT UP AND SIT STILL!!
by jared...uh jared 15 February 3, 2010
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