Crumplemore

How To Pronounce: ker-ank-el-more

Someone who tells one chat/call they'll be right back leaves for the rest of the day in another chat/call.

Wow he said he'd be right back but i see him in the Gamers R Us discord, what a Crumplemore.

by Roobert String April 18, 2018

c0rumpt

A female internet troll who changes her name every 2 hours due to her identity crisis and is very sadistic. Goes by many nicknames ex: Miss Happy, Happy, Crumpet, Corumpt, Cari, ect.
Uses !urban (insert gross word) in twitch chats to gross people out. Beware!

Oh yeah I've heard of C0rumpt she once !urban queef greased the chat.

by FionaRaps May 29, 2019

workplace chump

That person at work who works the hardest for the least pay or recognition.

My sad little workplace chump, there is a better way!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Chumpion

Someone who is considered to be the champion of chumps; this person is typically a fool who may or may not have bricks for paws and constantly offers various forms of verbal slander without providing sufficient evidence with which to corroborate their claims.

Gavin's claim that his Fantasy Football record is NOT erroneous, despite overwhelming statistical analyses, further serves to validate Tim's claim that Gavin is, in fact, a Chumpion.

by Gavin Ryan January 5, 2008

one pump chump

A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.

'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'

by K-Job April 23, 2006

chumpatize

v. To turn someone into a chump. Often used reflexively (see example). Earliest documented use is in Director Seth Gordon's 2007 documentary THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS.

Dude, don't chumpatize yourself!

"Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself." -Mr. Awesome

by fugitive February 25, 2008

Crumpacker

A term generally used for stuffing your dick into the asshole of a woman.

Dude, he and his girlfriend did a Crumpacker.

by Cordial Correspondance November 27, 2011