By far the best fashion apparel to gain recent popularity. Cooch Clingers are really baggy pants that girls wear. Chicks like them because they're comfortable and have a sassy retro look to them with their rectangular shape. Guys like them because although the pants are very baggy they cling to wearer in two key locations. Most Cooch Clingers are brown, but sometimes you will see other colors esp. pink ones with the word "PINK" spelled out across the ass.
Girls who wear cooch clingers are often seen wearing tank tops, pearl necklaces and big hepburn-esque sunglasses as well.
Girls who wear cooch clingers are often seen wearing tank tops, pearl necklaces and big hepburn-esque sunglasses as well.
Did you see Maggie in those cooch clingers today? The fabric was weged between the soft cheeks of her shapely ass and those baggy pants still managed to give her some MAJOR camel toe!
by Pizzaface September 23, 2005
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1. The action of emitting on offensively or improperly visible vapor and gases given off by a burning or smoldering object/substance, especially the bluish, brownish, or blackish mixtures of gases and suspended carbon particles resulting from the contraption usually built by Greazziee Canadians on Youtube.
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1.To discribe the relative attractiveness of a female.
1. The action of emitting on offensively or improperly visible vapor and gases given off by a burning or smoldering object/substance, especially the bluish, brownish, or blackish mixtures of gases and suspended carbon particles resulting from the contraption usually built by Greazziee Canadians on Youtube.
Noun
1.To discribe the relative attractiveness of a female.
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Guy 1: You still haven't fucked her yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, why?
Guy 1: The Coochie Man gonna come for you bro. Thats not good.
Guy 2: Nah man, why?
Guy 1: The Coochie Man gonna come for you bro. Thats not good.
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Dave, your sister's coochie flaps are dragging on the floor and getting all dirty. Doesn't she notice, or is she red facing it again on blackberry brandy?
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"Dude don't hit on that Ashley chick man, I fucked her 3 months ago and that bitch had a mean ass guacamole cooch."
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