Pro Crastinator

A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.

The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"

Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?

Joe: It's April already?

Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.

by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011

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Crossing the Rubicon

Crossing the Point of No Return. Named after Julius Cesar, who according to lore crossed said river into Rome, effectively declaring war.

I was Crossing the Rubicon the moment I thought he was too stupid to notice that I slept with his Girlfriend. He beat my ass so hard that to this day I twitch every time I hear the name Sasha.

Who's Sasha?

*twitch*

by wildcard9 March 7, 2010

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roasting ears

Common name in the midwest for corn on the cob. Corn on the cob is sometimes cooked by placing the ear of corn (complete with husk) on hot coals.

Also, "roastin' ears"

I love the taste of roasting ears.

by A Libertarian July 8, 2006

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Animal crossing

Animal crossing is a very bad drug and I too am addicted to it please send help my wife thinks thinks I am dead please tell her I love her and did not mean to take the drug

Dude ya want so animal crossing?

by Redstone master 64 June 24, 2020

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Crossing the streams bad

When something is as bad as Egon's explanation of crossing the streams from Ghost Busters:
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Right. That's bad."

It's supposed to be really bad... No, I mean like, crossing the streams bad!

by greatscott! March 31, 2009

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