Critical Oversight

Noun.

1. Completely disregarding or overlooking something crucial that results in a catastrophic end.

Dude Man 1: How much gas is in your car?
Dude Man 2: Not enough to get to the gas station.
Dude Man 1: How much was left when you got in your car?
Dude Man 2: Didn't check.
Dude Man 1: Critical oversight. Dumbass

by J-kwelin July 16, 2023

trailer critic

n. people who judge their opinions on a movie or TV series based off the trailers alone, months ahead of time

"I'm extremely disappointed in the upcoming movie, Rampage."

"Dude, you do realize this is a trailer and the movie isn't coming out for another 2 months right? Wow, you're such a trailer critic."

by Squidsmastah February 16, 2018

Crispy crit

When you get a satisfying critical hit in a video game.

When i was fighting i got a really Crispy crit that won me the game

by the wolf that licks booty November 26, 2018

Fundamentalist Criticism

An analysis literary or artistic work where the critic claims to have found the literal, only/sole verdicial, or irrefutable interpretation of a literary or artistic work.

Halsey: "Arroxa's claims on Shrek being written as a Ricardian socialist criticism on Consumerism is bordering on fundamentalist criticism. Not because of her take (which is interesting), but her claim that all other interpretations of the artistic work; that is Shrek, is phony -- which is a bit much. I mean her take is interesting, but come on dude. Do you know what I mean Jiheon."
Jiheon: "Yeah she seems a bit much at times, but Arroxa is our highly opinionated bestie. We love her despite her putative ipsedixitism."

by MaxwellMurdoch October 30, 2020

Samosa Critic

A movie critic who gets sold out very cheaply for some Samosa and cold drink and gives good reviews of worst movies and keeps doing it repeatedly.

This guy used to be so good initially. Now he has become a samosa critic. How can he give positive reviews for such bad movies?

by Disturbed Unicorn February 11, 2022

words of criticism

To give constructive criticism as a sign of affection and good-will. Also known as "The 6th love language".

Commonly used amongst people you are fond of.

"What is your love language?", "Words of criticism of course!"

by knightofwords March 31, 2023

RANDOM CRIT

A retarded game mechanic in tf2 that wipes people off the face off the fucking earth because some Demoman thought it would be funny if he shot a pipe over this building little did he know it direct hit me for 300 damage and kills a poor f2p soul.
Valve, remove this, please.

"BULLSHIT!, HE'S LIKE 500 METRES AWAY!... Oh wait it was a random crit"

by A poor f2p September 17, 2020