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clitical

a female masterbation website, clitical dot com, that encourages everyone to learn more about the female body and how to make it work for YOU.

Can also be used as adjective such as 'get clitical' which means you need to learn something about a woman's body.
I dated Joey, but he needs to get clitical before he tries to get someone else in bed. He is all show, and no pony, if you know what I mean. He acts like he knows what a woman is, but he surely couldn't find the important bits on MY body!
by ismirth July 2, 2007
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Critics

Critics, more commonly known as Crickets are a strange breed of humans, feeding off the blood of their victims.

Devoid of any talent themselves, Crickets sink their fangs into other peoples talent and drain the hapless victim of all skill and self-respect. Crickets sometimes also can be known to try and rebel against their fellows, resulting in bloody and mass wars, often helped by the Fingerlicans or the party in power at the moment.
"Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place, come down and masturbate over the corpses"

~ Ernest Hemingway on being a critic
by kodiac1 July 3, 2006
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7 Cities

7 Cities or Seven Cities refer to the Hampton Roads region of Virginia, located in the state's extreme southeastern corner. Though there are several other counties and cities in the region, the name is derived from the 7 larger core cities that make it up; Chesapeake, Hampton, Newport News, Norfolk, Portsmouth, Suffolk, and Virginia Beach.
We will be spending the weekend in the 7 Cities.
by D-Law202 June 11, 2006
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criticalist

When something is really, really, extra, extra fucking critical. Real serious stuff.
Jeff is too important to waste his time on anything but the most criticalist of projects.
by Bootstrap & Hawxey Inc. July 16, 2009
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Critication

Crit·tee·kay·shun

What you recieve when someone critiques you or something that you did.
Kevin: Hey man, I think I might get some golf lessons.

Jay: Why man arn't you good already?

Kevin: Yea, but i think it would be good if someone critiqued my swing.

Jay: Oh you mean you want critication!

Kevin: Yea bro I want critication.
by Kentuckysunrise22 June 29, 2010
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Hypo-critic

A self-proclaimed critic who is especially fond of criticizing anything whilst being hypocritical.
John, "Hey man what's with Greg?"
Jack, "Oh he's just a hypo-critic, just ignore him."
John, "He's always so unmannerly and today he told me I'M rude. The nerve."
by misslyss. March 11, 2011
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clitical acclaim

Verbal praise bestowed upon a woman's sexual partner who succeeds in repeatedly bringing her to sexual climax.
Person 1: "Dude, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I rocked her world. She gave me clitical acclaim worthy of the front page of the New York Times."
by californialuv January 31, 2014
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