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crafting a tweet

Garrett: Cool..

Shane: I'M CRAFTING A TWEET!
Morgan: I'm crafting a dick.
by mortwister March 16, 2018
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Cranking a nut

Also known as making a U turn, or turning around while driving
Shit I made a wrong turn, hold i’m cranking a nut
by Rileylmfao August 4, 2019
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cranking metallica

the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”

Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?

Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”

Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”

Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”

cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
by urbdic7 October 1, 2020
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Crating

The act of going out on dates with someone of the opposite sex who you consider just to be your friend.
Bob and I are not dating he said we should just be friends so we are crating.
Bob and I are officially crating.
by jpraey October 16, 2020
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Cranking

Not that thing that Maria said it was.
You can’t trust Urban Dictionary, Maria, cranking doesn’t mean that!
by Pipsnob December 6, 2020
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Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.
You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.
by Pipsnob December 6, 2020
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Cranking

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.
by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021
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