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smart as a carrot

A well-dressed individual. Sweet man, aye!!
Looking good Billy-Ray, as smart as a carrot Lewis!
by schnizzle2 May 22, 2006
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Slimy Carrot

refers to a man's penis immediately after pulling out at the conclusion of sex with a female partner.
When she got up, my slimy carrot fell and stuck to my leg.
by Mr. Goodtimes August 30, 2009
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Chorro

In Spanish, literally: turbulent, muddy river. Thus, not just liquified feces, but that certain intensity that accompanies its evacuation from the bowels as well.
"The ferocious blast of his chorro distracted him from his gurgling intestines and the rivulets of sweat dripping from his trembling brow.
by Lee Billy June 18, 2008
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Corrong

Something that isn't factually correct, but at the same time isn't factually incorrect
""Quesadilla in Spanish is quesadilla." This statement is corrong"
by FatGlaze February 15, 2018
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Pete Carrolling

To be faced with a simple decision against a superior adversary, which leads you to overthink the situation and ultimately make an epically horrible decision.
Instead of running Marshawn Lynch for a Super Bowl win, the Seahawks lost to the Patriots by Pete Carrolling the call.
by Madden '76 February 4, 2015
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mr.carroll

HES A DICK WHO U SHOULD NEVER MEET AND IF U MET ONE SLAP HIM TO THE GROUND 🔫

BITCH HE UGLY AF
THE CLOSEST THING TO SEX HE HAS IS HIM MAKING HIS CAT TOUCH HIS DICK
by How to be a thot 303 December 21, 2017
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West Carroll

A school that should be avoided. Where teachers end up sex offenders, and harassment is considered a greeting. A realm of lifted trucks, fake country accents, and bring-your-tractor-to-school day. The land of wanna-be rich upper-middle class preps. Scattered throughout are your druggies, emos, and a few guys who actually own and work a farm. Known for its sexual assault cases.
1: They were rude and loud, must be from West Carroll.

2: Those Hicks from West Carroll are always trying to pick a fight.
by Frightning August 12, 2019
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