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Coronavirus

A virus created by the Chinese that will send everyone into quarantine for many months and will change the way we live for many months after it is gone. Many people will be upset with the fact that you must wear a mask in public and in stores. Millions will die by the time it’s over. A vaccine will be created however and the second time it hits, it will be less intense.
Wear a mask in public, you don’t want to catch the coronavirus.
by kden.co July 7, 2020
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Something almost out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there was never any normal behavior to deviate from, people's lives were always dysfunctional before the virus. It's the normal ones that always seem to want to get people more together to form a more functional, appropriate union that you have to watch.
The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep people from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They're going to be dysfunctional as long as they are human. They don't have to try and get more functional, appropriate, or together on anything.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
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A Virus That Came Out Of No Where And Now Killed Thousands Of People
Life :hey do you want a virus

Me : Please No

Life: Do i Care That You Said No Take it it's Named Coronavirus
by 1dk a name September 9, 2020
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CoronaVirus

The reason you cant:

GET TOILET PAPER

WATCH A NEW SEASON OF ANYTHING

NOT WATCH A CRINGE TIK TOK

GO BACK TO SCHOOL

GET WALMART PICK UP GROCERIES

INTERACT WITH ANYONE

FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT MAKIN SURE THEY SHIT STRAIGHT

EAT OUT

GRADUATE

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IM LOSING MY MIND
Mike: Lemme search when a new season of outer banks comin out.
Liv: Bitch its a fuckin pandemic right now
see results:
LATE 2021
Mike: the fuck?
Liv: And thats on coronavirus
by y.e.s.s.i.r May 9, 2020
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The stupid coronavirus stopped the champions league
by Craxyz May 26, 2020
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Coronavirus Test

When you fuck her through either nostril.
Bro, I think I touched her brain. That was definetely a Coronavirus Test.
by Upppeer August 22, 2020
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Coronavirus

Coronavirus is deadly
by Humanpotato69 June 13, 2020
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