cootie Pappy

Is a woman's vagina, or p****

After dinner me and my girl went home and she gave me some cootie Pappy and I was happy all night long

by Rhino chain link March 27, 2021

Cootie

A very deadly disease spread by people touching the opposite lover. Usually can be treated with a cootie shot.

Eww Kaleigh has cooties from hugging her boyfriend!!

by Hamilton the third April 28, 2019

Cootie

(plural: cooties) A terminal illness in which one dies after experiencing symptoms including, but not limited to:

death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.

Person 1: I would take getting cholera over cooties any day of the week. ez.
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him

by bbigman January 14, 2021

cootie

Cootie comes from coot that means a person whos cool and cute :)

Hi cootie!
Go away!

by schema girl May 15, 2020

cootie ho

A "cootie ho" is a human who has sexual encounters with multiple partners and does not follow sexual testing guidelines; potentially spreading cootie STI/Ds around

A cootie ho may have more than just an orgasm in store for you seeing as they rarely get tested for STI/Ds, yet have many partners back to back; potentially, they could be spreading cooties around.

by zer0n9ne November 29, 2020

Cooties withdrawal

When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.

"Damn, I've been feeling sick lately." "Bro, you've got cooties withdrawal."

by Picholas February 05, 2018

cooty call

A short term, sexual liaison between two women.

Sandra rented the basement from Jenny, but went upstairs for a regular Cooty Call when the mood was right.

by Woofmutt March 03, 2024