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Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025
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cootie

Cootie comes from coot that means a person whos cool and cute :)
Hi cootie!
Go away!
by schema girl May 15, 2020
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Cooties

A Fake Disease Passed on around a preschool or a school in general and it’s basically like the cheese touch from the diary of a wimpy kid movie.
Johnny Sins Has The Cooties!
by Cum Maker September 11, 2022
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Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.
Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.
by Maniconwords June 11, 2024
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Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.
Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.
by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019
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Cootie Wooter

A cootie wooter is a beloved friend that you love very much, homosexuals use this all the time

If you are called a cootie wooter cherish it
Gunz: Hello my cootie wooter trebz

Trebz: FUCK YOU NIGGA!!! (With love and affection)
by Shizmal August 7, 2024
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cootie Pappy

Is a woman's vagina, or p****
After dinner me and my girl went home and she gave me some cootie Pappy and I was happy all night long
by Rhino chain link March 27, 2021
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