Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."

Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."

by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013

Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.

-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.

by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025

cootie

Cootie comes from coot that means a person whos cool and cute :)

Hi cootie!
Go away!

by schema girl May 15, 2020

Cootie Brown

Term used for being hot as hell.

Fred: Man, it's hotter than Cootie Brown out here!

Barbette: You're telling me!

by JarrusAeterna November 13, 2011

Cooties

Something that my friend's boyfriend has. -Girl

"Ewww, he has cooties, why are you with him!"

by HuntressAir May 22, 2024

cooties

when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.

"ahhhhhhhhhh! it's Jeff the cootie peep!"
I have a evil munchkin brother with COOTIES!!!!!!!!!

by #annonomous May 18, 2018

Cooties

DARCY

Bro is a germ with arms and legs, what a fat Darcy, look at his cooties!! keep on swimming whale ❤️

by Notcaptainemily07 March 25, 2024