itchy conga balls

when your balls are so itchy so u start playing the conga drums

some random guy : my balls itch why do they have to be so hairy
*random guy find conga drums*
some random guy : i hope this will help itch my balls
*starts playing the conga drums to help his itchy conga balls*

by leeisnotfunny November 6, 2021

call centre conga

What happens when you have a problem with a product or service you purchased that requires multiple separate departments in a company (in some cases, whole separate companies and subcontractors) to work together to solve, but the company structure is such that no department ever actually talks directly to any other department about anything (or even has any means of doing so), and no department is ever allowed to do something on behalf of another.

You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.

Zen are the worst ISP ever; they had me doing the call centre conga for weeks.

by ZQT43 March 12, 2014

coogan

1. A type of measurment or container.
2. An animal from the medieval ages, such as a knyvan.

1. I went to the store and bought a coogn of milk.
2. I was afraid when I saw the ferocious coogan.

by D-vizzle January 20, 2009

coontange

a women of african descents vagina

justin timberlake was geting that coontange last night !!

by smithdaddy hugh December 16, 2011

Chonga

Not a friend, not a girlfriend, but someone you're having regular sexual interaction with.

'hey Baz what's goin' on between you and Mel'
'not much hey she's just my cheeky chonga.'
'yeah sweet'

by chongo4lyf August 18, 2017

Coonta

An softer alternative plural for cunt - than the normal "cunts."

"Do you remember the Old pub, the Whispering Moon?"
-"Oh, yes nice old place"
"Not any more, its had a refurb and has a loada coonta in there now"

by noonereallyknows July 30, 2013

chongaloid

State of being attained after driving at least 100 miles (160 km) with the windows rolled up, no A/C or ventilation, smoking fat-ass blunts the entire time. Interior visibility should be no more than 16 inches (40 cm). Characterized by red squinty eyes, trippy grin, and affable demeanor.

Example #1:
Roll down window. Smoke billows out.
Cop: you boys been smokin?
Driver: (Heh heh) Nah mon I'm chongaloid (laugh-cough)

Example #2:
At party, inebriated celebrant spills drink.
Dude A: Fuckin what's yer problem ya fuckin mongoloid?!
Dude B: That's *chongaloid* my good man

by geroldf March 26, 2008