cleveland cooler

When a women crushes an ice cube in her mouth then licks your butt and spits the ice chunks in the butthole.

Honey, I ate hot wings and then pooped and it burns. I could use a Cleveland Cooler.

by CCooler January 5, 2018

Saskatchewan Cooler

The process of using accumulated snow to keep your alcohol cold. Usually seen in the form of throwing your warm beer into a snow bank for fast cooling results.

Yeah man my Kokanee was warm but we’ve got a foot of snow so I threw them in the old
Saskatchewan cooler and they cooled off real fast.

by Johnny Baboon 69 April 15, 2022

delco cooler

A plastic bag used to carry alcoholic beverages, most commonly used at Dartys or large drinking events/holidays

“What are you gonna carry your drinks in for st paddy’s day on Saturday”
“Oh I’m prob just gonna use a delco cooler, I have some bags from Giant”

by Sko Birds March 16, 2023

boston beer cooler

A blowjob while the female has ice in her mouth

The girl I met at the bar last night gave me a Boston beer cooler

by Patriotsfan456 October 9, 2015

Alabama Wine Cooler

When a man pees inside a woman's pussy. This sex act is said to have originated in Cloverdale, Alabama. It is the ugly step-cousin to a golden shower.

Karen said Bryan pulled out his giant penis on their first date, proceeded to pee in her pussy, then hollered "Ooh wee!! Damn straight if I didn't just pour myself an Alabama wine cooler!!".

by Pollyesther70 September 2, 2019

The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

Bigger, cooler, grizzled

Adj The perfect way to describe how much you missed your red, emo, space boyfriend that's been gone for far too long.

"Are you sure you're not his bigger, cooler, grizzled brother?"

by Unicorn_&_Klance_Trash July 18, 2018