Cookes

Food of choice of a Soohoo

"Soohoos only eat cookes and never poop them out."

by Allen December 7, 2003

disco coozers

term coined by a less than intelligent girl admiring someone's new pair of DC skate shoes, and misreading the lettering on the side... DC SHOE CO. USA

hey, i like your new Disco Coozers!

by twopoint June 14, 2004

Gas Cooker.

Northern English slang term for a game of snooker.

Bob : Game of Darts Dave?
Dave : No thats a game for girlies, lets have some gas cooker.

by Disco147 February 25, 2009

Cooterslice

The nice round part at the bottom of a girl's butt.

Damn... NICE COOTERSLICE!

by Cooterslice herself September 20, 2010

conkers

Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.

Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!

by DynamoBri July 29, 2010

Conkers Deep

Deep penetration sex touching your balls

I was conkers deep last night with that girl I took home!

by Adrian December 5, 2003

Crookers

Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.

Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?

Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers

by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010