cookaracha

a person that is a roach

you are a cookaracha

by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 1, 2021

cockaide

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits snugly around a western hat.
2. A removable piece off a western hat that a young women
wears on her thigh.
3. The only piece of clothing a bitch wears when fucking a
cowboy.

A young feller walks into a bar and the barkeep asks, "Where's your cockaide on that there hat partner."
The feller replys, "Was drunk last sundown, forgot er' on the lady's thigh." Barkeep pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's. Feller drinks to his lost cockaide.

by Hay U there July 22, 2007

cockaid

verb-to assist a man in their attempts to get laid

cockblock

Jerry: Steve's game isn't looking good tonight, i better go give him some cockaid.

by Saint Audax January 9, 2008

Cockade

When a party is so much of a meatfest that there is literally a blockade of cocks around every girl there... even the mukka ones

when i walked into the party I immediately ran into a cockade around and realized that tonight mines would be blown (see blowing mines)

by Rentzler October 29, 2009

cockahawk

the sexual act of throwing your penis at something /someone.

yo watch me cockahawk this girl in the mouth

by fresh_p April 20, 2015

chookaloopadado

the meaning to life the universe and everything.

i am chookaloopadado

by pilsbery doeboy June 20, 2016

Cockalepscy

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.

A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016