Coolster

When you jerk your homie in subzero temperatures

In Alaska, my man Calvin gave me a coolster

by Joe Ivy June 13, 2019

Cooks to 99

Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.

“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”

Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”

by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020

coolsean101

coolsean101 is the most infamous Minecraft hacker of the 21st century, with known accomplices like bennybob157 and ollidp.

Holy shit this guy is so good at cheating!!! Is that coolsean101?

by coolsean101 September 3, 2020

coolsexual

when you are only attracted to super cool people

i like you cause you are cool and i am coolsexual

by joemama6969420696969 May 19, 2021

cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.

"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."

by gobbler945 October 6, 2023

california coolstick

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.

Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"

by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018

SG Cooks

The best cookgroup around, offering premium monitors, early links and info, in depth release guides, exclusive group buys, dedicated 24/7 support, and info on funko, art drops, and much more. All for only $30/mo

Person 1: Yo you hit on YS today?
Person 2: Naw bro I had no idea how to setup
Person 1: Damn if you were in SG Cooks you would've cooked YS

by hahahh324 April 18, 2020